Unisex, A- grade
Appearance: Imagine your grandma had been asked to decorate a cafe toilet and was told to make it “reaaaaally quaint”. Nick-nack central, just so bloody delightful.
Smell: With the choice of about eight aromas of air freshener, the roomy chamber also smelled like your grandma. Potpourri with a hint of coffee grinds.
Paper: Normal, household variety. Possibly home brand or something but still.
Flush: Such a solid disposal mechanism. It was like the water was grateful to be cleaning the bowl. Enthusiastic, but no toilet water was spilled in the making of this review.
Washing: A cheeky little hand soap named “citrus splash”. Of all the splashes, citrus is my favourite. I’d use it at home. I might use it at home.
Best: The sheer quaintness was almost overwhelming. There was even a footstool. A FOOTSTOOL! I’m not sure what it was for but I’m taking shoe polish and a buffing rag next time. Really get some value for money.
Worst: The extractor fan sounded like the apocalypse but I guess it’s better than sitting in the dark in cold silence.