“The floating roll”
Women’s, A- grade
Appearance: This toilet is exactly what you picture for a city-centre hipster hangout. It’s all subway tiles and retro fittings – nice but not all that exciting. But what on earth is that half-broken table thing there for?
Paper: I can’t even remember if the toilet paper was one/two-ply or bloody luxurious because it was floating. Yes, that’s right, the bog roll was moving of it’s own accord and was actually quite hard to get a grip of as it danced about from the dispenser.
Flush: Oh who cares – the toilet paper is moving!!!
Washing: Sweet Jesus the hand dryer is cold. After having to wash your hands in cold water on a chilly day, it’s far from pleasant. The sink, tap and soap dispenser all did the job but were unremarkable.
Best: The impressive acrobatics of the toilet roll.
Worst: That icy devil of a hand dryer. Holy cow.